Zeus is the king of the gods, and god of the sky. He currently lives in Olympus where he fucks his own sister, since sibling sex is normal there. It is noted that he is very abusive, and if you don't do what he tells you he will make you his sex toy.
He was born in a hellish family with a father who is a cannibal. His mother saved Zeus from being eaten by giving him to a magical mushroom midget, who raised Zeus. Zeus grew up learning how to annoy people, and tell them that their princess is in another castle.
Eventually, Zeus couldn't take it anymore. He then ran away, and beat the shit out of his father. He then saved his siblings, and fucked his sister. Today, he spends his free time having sex with his sister and murdering the innocent. He is also MLG.