"Mario, go fish!"You are the viewer of YouTube Poop, the best friend of I, the hero of YouTube Poop World, and the main protagonist of YouTube Poop. You, during Hotel Mario, help Mario and Luigi at the insistence of the latter. Nobody is sure who You really are, but Mario apparently does as he trusts You enough to allow You to read the Enclosed Instruction Book. You have also been referred to as "the best player ever", whatever that means.
Information About You
As noted above, Your very existence is a mystery even to the highest intellectuals of YouTube Poop Wiki who still remain baffled by it. Take anything below with a grain of salt.
You are generally believed to be a preteen to whom You's parents unwisely granted access to the internet. Any time that isn't spent at school or sleeping is wasted on video games and the iPhone. You's social life is believed to consist mostly of people on the internet who You regularly discusses various topics with. It is unknown if You has a girlfriend/boyfriend, but it is unlikely.
According to Wumbo University, You may have autism. It's either that or You are just very stupid. It's most likely to be both.
You On This Wiki
From what we have gathered, You can be found on this very wiki. You can be seen vandalizing pages, creating pointless/unhelpful categories, shitposting in the comments section, sexually identifying yourself as an Attack Helicopter, and complaining about an article's content. If You happen to be reading this, we can only ask You to GTFO of here before we whoop his sorry ass.
- Gru - Trying to track down the The Enclosed Instruction Book to read the Long Term Memory Retrival chapter and kill You via SUPERBLIMP. If it wasn't for the book, Gru wouldn't be public enemy no.1. But he is.
- Princess Peach
- Arthur Read
- Fanboy and Chum Chum
- Uncle Grandpa
- Sally Acorn
- Fnaflover2008 - He roasted You and called You a bitch.
- Dlabs - You never bought anything from any Dlabs, and all of them worldwide are currently sending Steelems to kill You unless You does.
- Robbie Rotten
- Ghostbusters (You are a ghost, so you are their target)
- Teen Titans Go!
- Sleepy The Vampire Goth - Arch Nemesis. In an alternate dimension, he killed Your parents, causing them to be replaced by Stocking. In the Prime Dimension, he's simply SWATted You on multiple occasions.
- Delightful Children From Down The Lane
- Your family
- Yoko Littner
- Yo Momma
- You, Obviously.
- Barney - He loves You
- Patrick Star - Same as Barney
- Cory Baxter - You loved his anime
- Steve (Blue's Clues) - He always needs Your help
- Mario - You frequently talk to him
- Weegee - sometimes on Saturdays, You and Weegee meet up in dark alleyways and have spaghetti-eating contests
- Gabe Newell - He gave You the first copy of Half Life 3, You and Gabe Newell were the only ones to play Half Life 3
- Steve Jobs
- Ronald McDonald
- Bill Gates
- Doopie - Possible love intrest
- Stocking - Another possible love intrest. Or sibling
- Sailor Moon
- Ghostbusters, they're ready to believe you
- Wii U
- You've slipped and slided on one of Robbie Rotten's banana peels and fell into The CORE. But it's unknown how you are still reading this.
- You've suffered from every diseases and viruses on this wiki and yet, still survived.
- The two above can be explained by the fact that you are a ghost.
- You have never appeared in a YouTube Poop.
- You got to help us.
- it's posible that You has created a YouTube poop.
- You have lost net neutrality