Weegee is an old internet meme that was made from the game Mario is Missing as Luigi`s Sprite. It originated on 4chan and became popular on DeviantArt. While people confuse it with Luigi they are in fact wrong. Luigi is an Italian Plumber while Weegee is an evil being (presumed by some to be a god) bent on universal destruction, leaving their appearance the only similarity. He is believed to be the younger brother of Malleo.
Character DescriptionWeegee is known for his extremely powerful gaze. If one sees Weegee, he will have about two seconds before the gaze took effect. If he closes his eyes, his eyelids will melt away, leaving him unable to blink or look away due to paralysis. If he wears sunglasses, he will somehow be fully immune to the stare.
Final (True?) Form
When Weegee is combined with his servants Malleo and Yushee, he becomes an unholy beast of terror known as WEEMALLSHEEGAS. He can actually unite with others, bur WEEMALLSHEEGAS is his most powerful vile form.
When Weegee began to lose his once-loyal followers, his craving for attention turned out to be necessary for his survival and took extreme measures to revive his reign by making a public appearance on the airwaves in Bikini Bottom either claiming anyone watching TV or scaring them out of town. Squidward Tentacles' business in the weed industry was affected by this and was forced to cap the demon plumber.
Squidward hired a number of bounty hunters and assassins to do the job, but none were able to even confront Weegee in his state of power. Squidward then had a team of scientists create a bio weapon that would finish the job and named it Skodwarde. Weegee was unable to fight off the soulless psychopath and was brutally stabbed to death by his successor.
Weegee once had a secret apprentice, Dark Tails. After Weegee died, Dark Tails swore revenge on Skodwarde, he later held true to that swear, as he used his Death Squad to decimate the Skodwarde Squad.
After disappearing, Dark Tails hears about the murderer of PedoBear by the hands of Giywardeaugh, Dark Tails saved the Great Mighty Poo, who in return told Dark Tails wish. Without hesistatig he wish to be the ultimate power and to destroy anyone who gets in his way. The Great Mighty Poo then granted the wish and Dark Tails merged with his former master, Weegee, and Chuck Norris. Dark Tails then awoke as DarkTeegee Norris.
Weegee in this form, was much weaker, and no longer had his viral stare. He regained his strength by witnessing the betrayal of his former student.
After learning that his old apprentice has turned into a good guy. Weegee got a new apprentice, and taught him all that he taught Dark Tails.
Nobody Controls Weegee
Weegee later had Darth Sonic cut The Coachman in half with his lightsaber, killing him. Weegee then said "Nobody controls Weegee"
Weegee was about to take over the world when Comys confrunted Weegee and somehow turned him good again. (The first time was long lost). Weegee then saved the world.
President of Weegee Canada
Weegee has now gave up on being a villain and is now the president of Weegee Canada, with Comys as the vice-president. Weegee will never desturb YouTube Poop again, except if anyone goes up against Weegee Canada. In that case, they will go missing.
Recently, Weegee began working on a portal, and dubbed it Weegees' Super Portal. It will be complete in 2041.
How to create a Weegee
This has been taken from the cookbook Bowser on page 669, if you want to create one (not recommended) Read it carefully. When the sun is faced angry and happy-faced moon that night have to mix all ingredients in a pot with water bath (you know where) and mix well. The ingredients are:
- Luigi's blood.
- A Wombat hair.
- The red light of Tails Doll.
- A bit of Ki.
- A pair of deformed eyes.
- Concentrated evil.
- A mushroom (mushroom, ring, PSI or whatever in your country).
- Sample of poop.
- An album of Daddy Yankee (if you want the Weegee is very, very idiot, moron but genius)
- A warrior with level 200.
- 9 pokemons.
- All nuts Beelzebub.
- Osama's eyes.
- And most important, do not add brain.
Thus, a Weegee is created, but beware, do not see eye or lose his soul.
How to invoke Weegee
There is a way to invoke Weegee (which is not recommended to do so). In a mirror to do the following:
- 1.Take the blunt object you have on hand (a bottle, a bat, etc).
- 2.Ram it up your butt.
- 3.Start a movement from the inside out continuously while you repeat the procedure Weegee say, 5 times.
If you see him, is probably true or just a dream, but do not see him in the eyes.
|Weegee | Malleo | Waweegee | Patreegee | Squeegee | Walleo|