Waldo (known as "Wally" in the UK) is a nerd from the children's book series Where's Wally? He also has some reason for hiding. He hides from Hirohito, but was killed by him in 2008.
Waldo is very perverted. He consently buys porn and sex toys, which has put him in a huge amount of debt (which contributes to him hiding).
Waldo can also be discribed as greedy, and stupid. If you ask him what 2 + 2 equads, it will take him seven hours of thinking to say the wrong answer.
Reason for HidingEdit
There are many theories on why Waldo hides. Among those is the fact he is a deranged maniac who keeps his victims' severed heads in a box. However, this there is unsupported by all known evidence, as Waldo is too weak to kill anyone.
Another was found recently. At the Hardcore XXX Porno Store there were multiple purchases done by him, which include: Beauty Divine (A Sex toy), Star Whores (film), and 500 packs of Viagra. It is possible that he masturbated to this while hiding.
The Russian government once captured Waldo and used his DNA to create a clone of him called "Russian Waldo". The clone is a lot more strong and badass, and finds You instead. Waldo was then sent back to America with no memory of what happened.
Meanwhile, Russian Waldo started to hunt down and kill anyone who spoke against the Russian govenment. He killed all the capitalists one by one. Soon Russian Waldo became the most feared thing in the multiverse, next to Chuck Norris.