– Uncle Grandpa
A show has its rights to be weird, but this pile of a colorful, corny acid trip has gone way too far. For example, in the episode "Tiger Trails" when he goes off-screen, the photo of him goes "Giant Realistic Flying Tiger". His head freakin' goes off his body and goes onto another headless body. Somehow, there is more than one of him from time to time. WHICH ONE IS THE REAL ONE?! Don't know don't care.
In the pilot, his head went off his body and his reflection came to life and spun his propeller hat. In the episode "Funny Face" when they cry about what they did to Mr. Gus, it confirms that Belly Bag's eyes are the buttons on Uncle Grandpa's suspenders. That is just too weird. About him being stupid, in the episode "Nickname" he helps this kid named Eric earn a nickname by doing dangerous tasks. When Eric slayed the dragon, he assumed his nickname would be "Dragon Tooth". That's not a bad nickname, that's a badass nickname. Uncle Grandpa says his nickname is "Cupcake". At least the show's lastin longer than SMFA. Uncle Grandpa sucks, the end.
UNCLE GRANDPA DOES NOT SUCK AND IT WILL NEVER SUCK!" The quote of all fanboys and fangays of Uncle Grandpa
How could somebody be an uncle and a grandpa at the same time, you may ask. Being a sick person (like you) I thought about it. For it to be possible, we need to remember UG seems like the guy who would fuck family members.
Here is how.
- Uncle Grandpa fucks his mother, to produce a child. Let's call the child X (So far likely)
- X fucks a sibling of UG (Let's call him Y), producing You.