Tyrannosaurus Alan


Tyrannosaurus Alan is a dinosaur from the Land of Volcanicity and George Volcano's best friend. He has no evil in him whatsoever. Not even the Weegee death stare can corrupt him.

He is a fictional Tyrannosaurus from the Volvic commercials. He usually talks with his best friend George the volcano. Obviously, to talk to a volcano, he smokes weed everyday which proves that he somewhat has badness but not really.

George once taught him to swear but Viacom, being the douches they are, destroyed this crucial evidence.


  • Volcanicity
  • Birds
  • Eating someone's parents
  • Volvic Water