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Tyrannosaurus Alan

Birds??????

Tyrannosaurus Alan is a dinosaur from the Land of Volcanicity and George Volcano's best friend. He has no evil in him whatsoever. Not even the Weegee death stare can corrupt him.

He is a fictional Tyrannosaurus from the Volvic commercials. He usually talks with his best friend George the volcano. Obviously, to talk to a volcano, he smokes weed everyday which proves that he somewhat has badness but not really.

George once taught him to swear but Viacom, being the douches they are, destroyed this crucial evidence.

Likes

  • Volcanicity
  • Birds
  • Eating someone's parents
  • Volvic Water

Dislikes