The Trix Rabbit is a mutant lagomorph accidentally created by the Hylian government in a 500,000 dollar experiment involving testing cocaine on rabbits. His only ambition was to steal a bowl of Trix cereal, a bunch of disgusting lumps of chemicals that are supposed to resemble fruit in some way.
Trix Are For KidsEdit
The rabbit's plans to gain his prized cereal were always thwarted by American children who were too greedy to share some of their food with a rabbit who was somehow starving to the point of limb extension. This was because the rabbit did not know that cereal is made to kill children only, as he would always be reminded.
When the desperate rabbit was driven to killing three Asian children for Trix, he was so devastated that he turned himself in after finally getting to eat the cereal. He succumbed to the ingredients that were supposed to turn kids into pimply blobs and wished to have one last bowl on his deathbed, but the kids took it again.