Note from Nep: This is a planned big group project. The idea is to create a massive one page timeline of YouTube Poop World from Creation to The End. This will serve as starting point for anyone new to the wiki's canon and will serve as a central point to keep the canon constant among all the articles that are part of the canon. If you're want to help contribute, please talk to me or Bramble first. Thanks
This is a timeline that covers all major (and even some minor) events that has happened in YouTube Poop World. If you want your article to be considered canon, please make sure to keep it consistent with this timeline. Any changes should has to pass through the Court before being made.
- 100,000,000,000 BY: Yo Momma is born.
- 10,000,000,000 BY: Earth is destroyed by nuclear war.
- 9,999,999,999 BY: Nuclear radiation combines with all the poop on Earth to create The Great Mighty Poo.
- 6,000,000,000 BY: Earth is destroyed, leaving a vast nothingness behind. The Great Mighty Poo survives.
- 5,000,000,000 BY: The Great Mighty Poo, alone, creates two other gods. These gods were Abed and SuperYoshi. These three will go down in history as the Creators.
- 3,000,000,000 BY: The Great Mighty Poo creates Weegee.
- 2,750,000,000 BY: The Great Mighty Poo creates Innominat.
- 2,500,000,000 BY: A giant apple appears, and from its core, Steve Jobs is created.
- 2,475,000,000 BY: The Great Mighty Poo creates Montizon.
- 2,000,000,000 BY: The Great Mighty Poo creates a new world, which Steve Jobs names "YouTube Poop World".
- 1,900,000,000 BY: Abed and SuperYoshi created the first forms of life. Don Random is created.
- 1,800,000,000 BY: Bored, the Gods leave YouTube Poop World.
- 2,000,000 BY: Furries would emerge among humans. Some of them fucked animals, creating the Mobians and Ponies.
- 500,000 BY: the Great Question caused fraction between the Ponies and Mobians. The Mobians expelled the Ponies from Mobius, leaving the Ponies to declare themselves a new race seperate from Mobians.
- 499,850 BY: The Ponies founded Equestria.
- 200,000 BY: Ancestors of Robotnik founded the Ancient Pingus Empire.
100,000 BY - 1000 BY
- 100,000 BY: The Gods return bringing in a golden age. The Ancient Pingus Empire collapses due to the Gods intervening.
- 30,000 BY: Innominat turns against the other Gods starting The First Holy War.
- 28,000 BY: Weegee defects to Innominat's side in the First Holy War.
- 20,000 BY: Innominat and Weegee are defeated. The Gods send Weegee to Hell for 8,000 years for his betrayal while Innominat is banished to Hell for eternity.
- 19,998 BY: The Gods resurect many of the humans who fell in the First Holy War as Spirits. These Spirits would eventually become Seraphim.
- 12,000 BY: Weegee returns from Hell.
- 1,500 BY: The Pingas Empire is founded in the ashes of its predecessor.
1000 BY - 0
- 84 BY: The leader of the Black Arms, Black Doom discovers YouTube Poop World for the first time. He would return to this planet roughly every 55 years from then on (usually for the sole purpose of screwing around with people).
- 3 BY: Yo Momma gives birth to Josh.
0 - 100
- 0: Yo Momma gives birth to You.
1200 - 1300
- 1213: Innominat is revived in the body of Laphicet Crowe.
- 1234: The Second Holy War begins.
- 1236: Innominat is suspended in animation thus ending the Second Holy War. Severely weakened, most of the Gods sign the short lived "Fuck This Agreement" and agree to stay in the sidelines of YouTube Poop World instead of directly interfering. The Gods create Maotelus.
- 1250: The Fuck This Agreement falls apart and, out of greed, the Gods take over YouTube Poop World once again.
1300 - 1400
- 1300: The Epic War begins between the Gods of YouTube Poop World and The Old Pingas Empire.
- early 1300s: While preparing for war, a tribe of Mobian Echidnas anger Chaos who then attempts to destroy the Earth. The chief's daughter Tikal seals herself and chaos inside the the master emerald.
- 1372: The Robotnik's use their dark matter cannon to turn Maotelus into a demon.
1400 - 1500
- 1400: The Epic War ends in the God's defeat. The Gods are banished from YouTube Poop World beginning the Dark Ages.
1500 - 1600
- 1500: Sorey purifies Maotelus, turning him back into a God. Maotelus ends the Dark Ages.
- 1562: Canada is founded as a Hylian colony.
1600 - 1700
- 1636: Canada gains independence from Hyrule.
1700 - 1800
- 1776: The United States gains independence from Britain.
1800 - 1900
- 1820: Korea breaks away from Mr. Roger's Empire.
- 1862: The First Korean War begins with Hyrule's invasion of Korea.
- 1889: Nintendo is founded.
1900 - 2000
- 1914: YouTube Poop World War I begins with Equestria's invasion of Canada.
- 1918: YouTube Poop World War I ends.
- 1922: The Soviet Union is formed.
- 1933: The Nazis gain control of Germany.
- 1939: YouTube Poop World War II begins.
- 1945: YouTube Poop World War II ends.
- 1946: The United States grants funding to Professor Gerald Robotnik for his space colony Ark.
- 1950: The Second Korean War begins.
- 1950: Maria Robotnik becomes sick from a meteor containing an alien disease while aboard the space colony Ark. Professor Gerald begins work on a cure.
- 1951: Professor Gerald Robotnik begins work on "Project: Shadow" to indirectly cure Maria. Black Doom agrees to help Gerald finish Project Shadow. Gerald brings to life Shadow the Hedgehog.
- 1953: The Second Korean War ends de facto, with the formation of two nations - North Korea and South Korea.
- 1955: After an accident, the U.S. government decide it's time to retire the Ark, and Maria Robotnik is shot by one of the G.U.N. soldiers. Shadow is placed in suspended animation by G.U.N.
- 1968: Richard Nixon releases an attack ad, which is considered to be a precursor to YouTube Poops today.
- 1989: Germany is reunified.
- December 17, 1989: The first episode of The Simpsons premieres.
- July 28, 1990: Knuckles the Echidna is born upon Angel Island.
- 1991: The Soviet Union collapses.
- June 23, 1991: Sonic the Hedgehog is born.
- December 1993: Amy Rose is born.
- November 24, 1994: Miles "Tails" Prower is born
- 1996: Sonic foils the plans of Dr. Ivo Robotnik, the evil grandson of Professor Gerald Robotnik, for the first time.
- August 13, 1997: The first episode of South Park premieres.
- 1998: Robotnik builds Scratch and Grounder, the founding members of his Super Special Sonic Search & Smash Squad.
- July 17, 1999: The first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants premieres.
2000 - 2100
- 2000: South Korea goes bankrupt.
- 2001: The Nintendo GameCube is released.
- 2001: Austripoff purchases South Korea.
- September 11, 2001: 9/11 happens thanks to Megumin
- July 2002: Dr. Ivo Robotnik builds the Death Egg in an attempt to conquer Mobius, but he is stopped by Sonic in the events of Sonic 2 and Sonic 3 & Knuckles.
- September 2002: Dr. Robotnik builds Metal Sonic to help him conquer Little Planet, but he is once again defeated by Sonic.
- November 2002: Robotnik re-establishes the Super Special Sonic Search & Smash Squad.
- October 1, 2003: 4chan is founded.
- 2004: Dr. Robotnik arrives from the distant future, robs his past self, and becomes known as Dr. Eggman. He and the original Dr. Ivo Robotnik become bitter rivals.
- February 14, 2005: YouTube is founded.
- May 2005: The Green Eyes Era of Sonic games begin with Sonic Adventure XD Producer's cut. Robotnik breaks the Master Emerald to team up with Chaos in an effort to destroy Station Square and build Robotnikland.
- June 2005 Eggman releases Shadow from his suspended animation within the G.U.N. base Prison Island, and together they attempt to conquer YouTube Poop World with the Eclipse Cannon.
- August 2005: Metal Sonic locks up Dr. Eggman and attempts to conquer YouTube Poop World by himself. At this time, Shadow is released from a room in Eggman's base, but is uncertain of his past.
- September 27, 2006: cs188 joins YouTube.
- October 2006: Black Doom returns to Earth to collect the chaos emeralds but is eventually stopped by Super Shadow who uses the Eclipse Cannon to destroy the Black Comet and the Black Arms once and for all.
- November 27, 2006: SuperYoshi releases I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL.
- Summer 2007: The events of Sonic Rush and Sonic Rush Adventure take place.
- November 2007: After many defeats, Dr. Eggman Nega loses touch with reality and attempts to turn YouTube Poop World into a trading card.
- March 27, 2009: Hurricoaster joins YouTube.
- April 8, 2009: The YouTube Poop Wiki is created.
- March 12, 2010: EmpLemon joins YouTube.
- June 5, 2010: Trudermark joins YouTube.
- 2012: The Murica Party takes over the United States.
- May 24, 2014: Pie Pivotmontier-O joins YouTube.
- 2014: Tails Doll is killed by Walleo.
- November 2, 2014: The Dimension Warriors are founded by ElderPrinceShroob.
- 2015: Justin Trudeau takes over Canada with an army of gender studies students.
- 2015: North Korea purchases Gamelon.
- June 18, 2015: Dipper and Mabel Pines fight Bill Cipher for the first time.
- November 21, 2015: The Universe Heroes are founded by Franz122.
- Feburary 22, 2016: Phoenix Wright is killed bt Sashi Kobayashi.
- Feburary 23, 2016: The Universe Heroes declare war on the Dimension Warriors.
- March 18, 2016: The Supernoobs are formed.
- August 31, 2016: Weirdmageddon begins when Bill Cipher gains his physical form.
- September 4, 2016: Weirdmageddon ends.
- 2016: Donald Trump becomes the President of the United States, much to the disdain of the feminazis that make up half of the country's population.
- December 4, 2017: Ajit Pai votes to repeal net neutrality.
- 2020: Canada collapses due to Justin Trudeau.
- August 2021: The Changpire is founded.
- October 2021: The Changpire collapses.
- 2025: Lowee is founded.
- 2065: Murica collapses and The Holy American Empire is founded in its place.