"I hate this channel."
Patrick Star
This Channel
is a strange channel that came around shortly before Squidward Tentacles moved to The land of a million Squidward clones. It was quickly taken off the air because the company wasn't making any money due to the fact that it didn't have a number, so very few people actually saw the shows on This Channel. Those who watched This Channel said that the stuff on there was really weird, but just the same very little information is known about This Channel.

In 2009, it got its own channel number - 0. Now, it recieves about 100 million views a day.

Known Content


  • Tentacle Acres Commercial
  • McDonald's
  • Subway
  • Burger King
  • KFC
  • Coca-Cola
  • Billy Mays Commercials
    • Suicide Putty
    • Suicide Ladder
    • Green Away
  • Minecraft
  • Weapons
    • Freeze Ray
    • Flamethrower
    • C4
  • Sonic Boom
  • SSB4
  • Big Bill Hells
  • Promos of their shows
  • Nintendo
    • Mario Kart 7 & 8
    • Nintendo Switch
    • NES

TV Shows

Happy Four Hours

Happy Four Hours, as it's called, is the only time Attack on Titan shows up. It lasts from 11:00PM to 3:00AM. During this time, however, Attack on Titan is the only show. On Sundays, there is an option to play Oh My Dayum instead of normal commercials. However, you must confirm the choice 69 times before Oh My Dayum actually plays.

If you throw a brick at your TV during this time, a different random show will appear, with something in the Misc pile appearing after every minute of viewing your program.


Known Viewers

People Who Like This Channel

People Who Hate This Channel


  • You know how sometimes channels make a 1000Hz tone and have that off-air screen? Well, This Channel's show "Off Air" is that off-air screen intentionally placed, and it lasts 5 minutes, or sometimes 15 minutes. On Christmas it's 30 minutes.
  • There is a law that states that Canadian Channels must have at least 12 hours of Canadian content, but This Channel is an exception
  • Shaw Cable in Canada has 35 as the channel number