The Queen Elizabeth was born in the UK (duh), where she grew up in the royal family. She was blowed up by Demoman in order to free Scotland.
The queen has a grandson named Will who has a very hot missus named Kate, she has another one called Harry, no not Harry Potter, Prince Harry. Will and Kate have 2 children, Charlotte and George. When George was christened he was forced to wear a silly dress Will had to wear for his, so when he gets to about 10 or 11 he's going to be saying "Mum what were you thinking when you put me in that stupid thing!".
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