"Just Die Already!"
The Joker is a seriously crazy ass person. He is the archenemy of Batman. He terrorizes random people. He is characterized by a painted clown face, his booming laugh and his malevolent pink costume (about him). Personifies the chaos, absurdity and gayness, so is said to be just the opposite of Ronald McDonald only worse.
BiographyHe was a normal kid. He wanted to be a normal person. However, he became fucked up as a child, cut himself and injected himself with laughing gas and got Ebola. Now he is the psychopath we all
After years of rejections and jokes misunderstood, he devoted himself to study chemistry on their own in Wikipedia relentlessly while nodding incessantly listening to Slayer, Prince and Erasure, and leaving offensive messages on Facebook Batman such as "Your mother eats Robin's ass "or" My bat is bigger"and many others. He now follows Nikolaism.
Likes and Dislikes
- Blowing random shit up
- Cutting himself
- Raping Batman and others
- Making shitty jokes
- Killing the authority
- Abusing Harley Quinn
- People who screw up his jokes
- Kefka Palazzo and other clown wannabes
- Other Idiots
- Robin and the other Titans
- Things that aren't funny
Powers and Abilities
His powers are the ability to handle letters or cards at incredible speeds, while some cartoons can cut your dick to the jugular with that speed.
He has created a chemical called "Smilex" that causes people to die of laughter (literally). Sometimes wears a flower in his suit, pulling acid. Joker is also said that makes real magic: he's able to disappear of his own instrument in his ... well in just 3 seconds. Other times he gives for threatening to 12:00 you die and you die in the end you like, but pure affright.
The Joker likes to terrorize people. He comes up to people and shanks them with his knife. He uses his gun to fuck up people in the face. He worked with the SSS Squad like bathroom cleaner but he resigned a time later by the fault of Super duper super man.
After he had smoked too much marijuana, he bought a nuke off the black market. He used this to nuke 3,000,00 assholes of Metropolis. Superman, being the dick he is, killed The Joker.
"Want to know how I got these scars?"