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The Boss
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AKA:

Da Best, Andy Samberg

Gender:

Male

Age:

42

Orientation:

Straight

Religion:

Beanieism

Stars in:

The Bad Prince of Breaking Fresh Wind by Cs188

"I'm the boss"
– The Boss
The Boss is an incredibly badass CEO that does many awesome things. He can even shape shift, survive the vacuum of space, fly into the sun and not get burned, insult the Nikolaists and not get killed, and turn into a bagel.

A Day in the Life of the BossEdit

The Boss lives the greatest dream anyone could ever dream of: be a badass CEO, have your own private bathroom, eat chicken strips, turn into a bagel, puke on your own Windows 8.1 computer, meet a giant mutant fish and (explictive), shapeshift into a jet, Jew, Russian, and a bagel.

He's very honest and cool-headed at all of his Performance Reviews.

Joining BeanieismEdit

One day, The Boss buys a beanie hat and joins the religion Beanieism, lead by Gideon, a soldier of Atlas Corporation.

He is the best Boss in the religion.

FriendsEdit

EnemiesEdit

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