"My house now, bitch!"
– Steve


I will kick your ass

Steve Smith (born 1999; age 19) is a strange teen from American Dad. He is the pedophile of the family who brought great shame among the Smith name and is responsible for the Trump Tower attack in the future.


Steve was born into a crappy lifestyle. He grew up a Republican because his dad forced him to. For 13 years, he believed in that. He then looked at a magazine with Nikolai Belinski. After reading 2,543 pages of bullshit, he became a communist. He now follows Nikolaism rather than Christianity. His father doesn't talk about him anymore. His whereabouts are somewhere in the Gulag. His last whereabouts were in donut shop reading a math textbook like a douche.

Takeover of Czechoslovakia

In 2016, he took over the Czech Repubic and Slovakia and became the new leader. He nuked multiple countries around him and became a ruthless dictator in Europe. Everyone in his country follows Nikolaism otherwise they would die. He forces everyone there to read a math textbook for at least two hours.


After 2048, he was replaced as ruler by Red Son Superman until his death.

Likes and Dislikes


  • Porn
  • Nikolai Belinski
  • Communism
  • Cartoons
  • Magazines
  • Books
  • Cartoon Network
  • Rebels
  • MLP PonyPlay
  • Girl with Boobs