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"Barnacle Brains!"
– Squidward to two particular idiots


Squidward

Squidward being his smug old self.

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Age 39
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Squidward Q. Tentacles (born October 9, 1975; age  41) is the cashier at the Krusty Krab, a world infamous crime lord, Public Enemy No. 1 of Tentacle Acres, and creator of the Skodwarde Squad.

Personal life

Squidward was born to Davy Jones and Calypso, who threw him into the sea because he was too ugly. Squidward then grew up in a colony of squids in the then beautiful Bikini Bottom. Squidward was married to his clarinet until his affair with Ika Musume.

Career

Squidward "works" primarily at the Krusty Krab where he routinely falls asleep, reads books, and takes as many bathroom breaks as he can all in the middle of his shift. It can easily be said that he is not one of the better employees; then again, only two people have worked there.

King-Squidward

Squidward basking in the success of his criminal empire.

Squidward is a dealer of guns, explosives, and other legally inaccessible weapons. He has ties with several terrorist organizations and hostile immigrants who buy his overpriced weaponry. Most of his wares are stolen from military arms shipments.

On the side, Squidward secretly grows marijuana that he sells behind the Krusty Krab. Being the only citizen in Bikini Bottom who has not used it to the point of brain damage is why Squidward considers himself the smartest in town.

The Rise of Squegee

Squeegee

Oh my God no! Its Squeegee!

Squidward's rivalry against Weegee first began after Squidward accidentally demolished the Weegee Towers, a hotel that Weegee was using to lure in unsuspecting tourists. After the accident, Weegee relentlessly stalked Squidward, planning an act of revenge until he decided on attacking Squidward in his own bathroom. Weegee attempted to turn Squidward into another Weegee clone, but Squidward was so shocked that the Weegee Virus was distorted and Squidward became Squegee, a cephalopod Weegee monster that was even stronger than Weegee! Squeegee even had a more dangerous Weegee Stare that killed victims directly instead of turning them into Weegees. This new stare came to be known as the Fad Stare of Explosion. Weegee didn't even stand a chance until all the Weegees joined forces to fight Squeegee. But even then, Squeegee evolved and developed leveled-up forms (including Fire, Dark, Metal, and Super) that, after being experimented on by Plankton, became separate organisms, and also managed to hire mercenaries to hunt and kill Weegees. Said alternate forms could also merge to form one hyper powered Squeegee with infinite strength and abilities that could only be combated with Weegee and Malleo's combined form, Malweegee. The war extended as long as five years, but the Weegees finally beat Squeegee and reverted him back to Squidward. Then, just to rub it in his face, Weegee proceeded to throw toilet paper at Squidward's house. This turned out to be a huge mistake, as Squidward became angry and transformed back into Squeegee again (just like Jeckle and Hyde!). He then evolved, even MORE, alternate forms (like Ice, Thunder, and Final) and continued the Weegee-Squeegee Wars for another grueling year.


Sqeegee's theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UgGMkfK7FiA

Weegee's Death and Birth of The Skodwarde Squad

Handsome Squidward

Squidward's true form?

Seeing that the continuing war was greatly affecting his profits, Squidward anonymously tipped off and hired many bounty hunters such as Fionna to clip his enemy. They all either died or quit the job after encountering the monster, leaving Squidward no choice but to deal with Weegee himself.

In his basement, with the help of a hired group of scientists, Squidward created a militia of bioweapons in the likeness of him and his co-workers, the leader named Skodwarde. These artificial life forms had no conscience and knew no fear, remorse, or pity; the perfect assassins.

Downfall

Squidward soon lost control of his bio army when they escaped his Easter Island home and into the streets. As a result of this and nightmares of Da-Da, Squidward's organization collapsed. He was then once again stuck as a disgruntled cashier at the Krusty Krab.

Squads Joined

Squidward guide Giywardeaugh to the victory, After Tirek was rejected, Squidward becomes the new master of Giywardeaugh and now with his tactics, he's going to do the impossible to destroy The Death Squad (UMA) and pay revenge of Skodwarde's Death.

After Giywardeaugh death, he was rejected of the T.D Squad. Later he joins the Spinge Squad, but the squad was destroyed, Actually he joins the Mewtwo Squad, but he resigned later.

Squidward's Last Stand

Squidward's secret lair was finally located in the ancient ruins of New York City thanks to Waluigi and his technology. The UNSC sent thousands of troops to attack Squidward's thugs if it was necessary. The battle was cold and harsh but luckily they managed to kill all Squidward's thugs and enter in the lair.

However, Squidward was waiting for them with an army of robots with tentacles and ordered to attack the UNSC troops, then the UNSC attacked as well. Fortunately for Squidward, the robots beat UNSC troops by their unstoppable power and when the robots were going to end the UNSC troops, unfortunately for Squidward, Mewtwo, Waluigi and the Mewtwo Squad appeared helping the UNSC to destroy the robots.

Squidward realized that he can't protect himself and decided to escape to his Bathroom and call Moar Krabs for help. However, instead of treated him with respect for being the founder of the SS, Moar Krabs called him a fucking jerk and that the Skodwarde Squad is dead as is Squidward to Moar Krabs, the call ended. Squidward was crying in a fetal position on the floor when Mewtwo and the UNSC found him.

Mewtwo didn't have the courage to kill Squidward (because that would turn him like Squidward as Skodwarde did with Weegee). Squidward was sent to Hyrule State Prison for the rest of his life. Finally, that marked the end of the war between the Death Squad and the Skodwarde Squad.

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