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Spring Ween
Spring Weiner
Full Name Spring Weiner
Aliases Freak, My Ex
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Hometown Hell
Status Hideous
Likes Count Lionel
Dislikes Spengbab
Nationality Mutant
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Sexual Orientation Transgender
Religion Satanism
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Species Clusterfuck
Gender Male (Formerly Female)
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Fur Color Yellow
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Eye Color Blue
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Friends Count Lionel
Enemies Spengbab
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Spring Weiner is an abomination and current beholder of the Turpenomicon.

Biography

Early Life

Spring Weiner once was a Minion, but she got ran over by a car and electrocuted by Emperor Palpatine. Count Lionel found her in the street and attempted to feed her to the Great Mighty Poo, but Poo wanted sweet corn instead, so Spring Weiner was kept alive.

Finding the Turpenomicon

Spring Weiner had since lived on the road along with Tubby. Spring Weiner found a trash bin one day and found sausages and severed hands in it. However, the Turpenomicon landed from the sky and onto her twat. Spring Weiner wielded the Turpenomicon. Lionel found out that Spring Weiner had found a Tome of Alien Lore, and he turned her into a he. They have since become friends.

Trivia

  • Spring Weiner looks ugly and retarded, resembling You and your worst nightmare combined.
  • The Turpenomicon somehow predicted it being owned by Spring Weiner in the future, stating:

"Wiener aliquando vere felix satis hoc tempore mihi potestas et usus convertendo singularum per circuitum populum in ordine ad caedem turpis."

  • Spring Weiner was named by Lionel due to Weiner's tendency to get erections after becoming a tranny.
  • He's so creepy that even Squandbob Pearlginetrick Puff was creeped out by this.