Ever since he started working for Twilight, Spike has been a heavy weed smoker. He would tear out pages from Twilight's books, and roll them up into joints. When high, he would get the munchies and eat all of Twilight's food. She banned him from the kitchen, and Spike now eats Pinkie Pie's discarded cupcakes out of the garbage. He also used drugs like Bath Salts, Scopolamine, Crystal Meth etc.
During his stay in Ponyville, Spike met Rarity a UFD (Unicorn Fashion Designer) who was aspired to create dresses with fur of ponies, unicorns and pegasus in Equestria. Spike falls in love with her. Lamentably for him, he didn't take long to realize that she was a rapist and a pedophile. Since that day, Spike was kidnapped by Rarity and now he's trapped in a dungeon while she rapes him all the time.
- Rarity (His crush)
- Princess Ember (Second crush)
- Sweetie Belle (Third crush)
- Twilight Sparkle
- Making fun of Twilight Sparkle (Only in magic.mov)
- Trolling/Making fun of Fluttershy
- Smaug (Father)
- Bea Goldfishberg (Fish Hooks)