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Solid Snake

Solid Snake is just your average everyman who routinely takes on walking battle-tanks with his bare hands. He used to work for a spy organization named FOXHOUND until he grew tired of their constant attempts to provoke him and retired. He later befriended King Harkinian, and often aids him in his quest to make people eat his shit.

OriginEdit

Very little is known about the origins of Solid Snake, since he, as the tough guy who is not very often speaks of his past. The most popular version is that he is a clone of Big Boss, another soldier also very hard and is well written with capital letters. However, reliable sources say Big Boss actually slept with so many women that when he had the baby in his arms couldn't remember which one was the mother.

A second version is that Solid Snake is the master, and as such, can be born as and when he pleases. The third version is that Solid Snake is the son of Chuck Norris and Lara Croft, of why he is so good soldier and that no one can defeat him (inherited from his father) and have unlimited ammo (inherited from his mother).

According unreliable informants (Hideo Kogimarrano) it's a kind of clone made ​​of:

  • 30% of Big Boss (which explains his mean face).
  • 40% of Chuck Norris (which explains what he is brutal).
  • 30% of Batman (explaining that unlike everyone else has no superpower and only limited to slip and backstab).
  • 1/2 half cup of raw milk.
  • a teaspoon of sugar.
  • and a few fucking drops of concentrated Bruce Willis.

Character InfoEdit

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LikesEdit

  • Actimel
  • Cigarettes
  • Camouflage
  • Infiltrate in bases of low standards
  • Killing and MOAR!!
  • Samus Aran
  • Hard sex

DislikesEdit

  • Quaker
  • Fat Mario
  • Mobians
  • Corruption in his country
  • Not have enough ammunition
  • Nazis (especially SSS Squad)
  • Tofu

FriendsEdit

EnemiesEdit

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