Snoopy (born October 11, 1961; age
56) is a character on Peanuts. He can be cute, but act very fucked up at times.
Early Life Edit
Snoopy came from a farm from Robotnik's mom. Someone cast a spell on him, giving him many human abilities.
Snoopy was married three times (mostly just for sex). He and his wive(s) had three children:
- Peter (1/30/1984)
- Snoopy "Snap" Jr. (1/3/1987)
- Izzie (11/12/1988)
Throughout 2014, he got raped by a total of eight Sloths.
Today, he acts as an attention whore, always looking for more Peanuts roles. He also pretends to be part of the Luftwaffe every Saturday.