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SNOOPY IS ONE PISSED OFF MOTHERFUCKER

Snoopy (born October 11, 1961; age  55) is a character on Peanuts. He can be cute, but act very fucked up at times.

Early Life Edit

Snoopy came from a farm from Robotnik's mom. Someone cast a spell on him, giving him many human abilities.

Snoopy todayEdit

Snoopy was married three times (mostly just for sex). He and his wive(s) had three children:

  • Peter (1/30/1984) 
  • Snoopy "Snap" Jr. (1/3/1987)
  • Izzie (11/12/1988)

Throughout 2014, he got raped by a total of eight Sloths.

Today, he acts as an attention whore, always looking for more Peanuts roles. He also pretends to be part of the Luftwaffe every Saturday.

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