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Slurpees are slushy frozen carbonated drinks sold at Weegees' Super Portal, not to be confused with Slurpoop, which are created by the YTP Gods.

History Edit

Machines to make frozen beverages were invented by Mario Head in the late 1950s. The idea for a slushed ice drink came when Mari Heado's fountain broke down, forcing him to put his Sodairs in a freezer to stay icy, which caused them to become slushy. The result was popular with customers, which gave him the idea to make a machine to help make a "slushy" from carbonated drinks.

After a successful trial of Frozen Sodair machines in 100 stores, Weegee in 1965 made a licensing deal with Mario Head to sell the product under certain conditions. Two of these were that Weegee must use a different name for the product, and that the company was only allowed to sell the product in Weegees' Super Portal, a compete clause ensuring the two drinks never went head to head for distribution rights.Weegee then sold the product that in 1966 became known as the "Slurpee" (for the sound made when drinking them). The term was coined by Malleo, a 7-Eleven agency director.

Flavors Edit

  • Cherry
  • Malpighia Emarginata
  • Coca-Cola
  • Ebola Cola
  • Cocaine
  • MTN Dew
  • Piss
  • Baumkuchen
  • Negro Cherry
  • Gooseberry
  • Spider Shit
  • Japanese Bayberry
  • Mulberry
  • Testis
  • Lemon
  • Feijoa
  • Mango
  • LSD
  • Grapefruit
  • Orange
  • Nectarine
  • Methamphetamine
  • African American
  • Mexican
  • Fermented Spider Eye
  • Toast
  • Plain
  • Sprite Zero
  • Bloontonium
  • 7up
  • 1up Mushrooms
  • Nicotine
  • Weed
  • Aids
  • Raw Egg
  • Crap
  • Billy Mays
  • Coffee
  • Deez Nutz
  • Pac Man Pellets
  • Cat Urine
  • Real Life Skunk
  • Paint
  • Internet Explorer
  • Hot Lava
  • Pie Flavor
  • Slurpee
  • White Hot Spikes
  • Illuminati

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