Severous Snape is a pedo magician with a lethal problem in his dick. He's a dark magician who likes see his subjects enjoys his fucked image. Snape was named the "5th Scariest Person Ever" in a poll by George W. Bush, ranking below Saddam Hussein, Cherie Blair, Pyramid Head, and Captain Kirk. He's a member of the T.D Squad and the expert in the dark magic.
He is also the creator of the Dafuq!? Meme. When he hears something that makes no sense, he falls back and says, "Dafuq!?" He says that when he though Bieber was a dude but was actually a girl.
It is also well known that during his time at Hogwarts, he was well hated. This is for a number of reasons. However, the main one was declared too disgraced to be put in the series of books in which his teaching career featured, entitled 'Harry Potter' by J.K Rowling.
Firstly, he trumped the favored James Potter in such arts as potions, cupcake-frosting, equestrian mounting, coding, stocking knitting (even under duress), candy-making, hair-styling, dueling, fencing, encyclopediac knowledge of spells, lexicography, and dexterity. Secondly, he figured out the true identity of Remus Lupin.
But the primary problem is that through a rip in the space-time continuum in his mother's childhood bedroom, his brain chemistry had been altered by the quantuum interference of a malfunctioning G.P.P, causing him to be even more misanthropic than Spock
Snape worked in and out of the Mafia for a few days following the breakup of Manowar. There is little known about Snape during this period. He trimmed his hair very short and started calling everyone "Vinny". He also developed a strange fascination with the Dutch around this time.
He left when offered the leading role in an "amazing" new film, although reports also indicate that poor cooking skills on the part of the head money launderer were also to blame for his departure. He was also a member of the Ku Klux Klan for a while, even though the only person he managed to lynch was Dean Thomas, as somehow he was the only black person to exist in the United Kingdom.
- Cash and Assault
- Lily Potter
- Kill People
- Fizzy Walnuts
- Harry Potter
- Albus Dumbledore
- Lord Voldemort