Roy Gerbil (Also known by his fake name Brad Carter) is the current leader of the Elite Cactus Squad. He lives in Roy, New Mexico, and is one of the only American ECS members.


Roy Gerbil was born in 1984, during the rise of the IngSoc Murica Party. He was destined to be one of the only ones to fight the evils of idiot America, and trained to learn cactus abilities.

He later joined the Elite Cactus Squad, and beat the previous leader Billy Mays in a cactus bettle to the death. He was crowned leader, and today is among the four american ECS members.

Today, he spends his time prank calling idiots. He even has his own city, called Telephone Falls.