"RAN RAN RUUUUU!"Ronald McDonald (born August 19, 1944 age 70) is McDonald's restaurant franchise. Ronald is a pedophile who is always trying to get little children to come into his restaurant. When aroused, he shouts "RAN RAN RUU!" On the internet you can find weird Japanese "Ran Ran Ru" remixes of Ronald McDonald.
– Ronald McDonald
Ronald is a tall, stupid-looking clown(that for some reason is not morbidly obese from eating all those Big Macs) who looked good for 50's standards. He hasn't changed one bit, and neither have his friends. It was once belived that his red lips were blood-stained, but it turned out that this is ketchup, and he is a very sloppy eater.
- MCDONALDS FRENCHFRIES!
- AND SHAKES!
- THE WACKY ADVENTURES OF RONALD MCDONALD
- I THINK THERES SOMETHING MISSING, HAMBURGERS!!!!!!!!!!
Cult of McDonald
Unknown to Ronald, a group of obese people who eat at McDonald's worship him as a god. Their group is called the Cult of McDonald and they practice a religion called Ronaldism.
Invasion of the American Economy
Ronald McDonald took over the United States's economy in 2007.
He was defeated by King Harkinian.