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"RAN RAN RUUUUU!"
– Ronald McDonald
Ronald McDonald (born August 19, 1944 age 70) is

Ronald Mc Donald

Ran Ran Ruu

Ronald McDonald
Full Name
Aliases ロナルド・マクドナルド (Ronarudo Makudonarudo)
Background Information
Hometown McDonald's
Status Alive
Likes McDonald's
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Nationality
Occupation Mascot
Alignment Lawful Evil
Source McDonald's
Appearances
Sexual Orientation Bisexual
Religion He has his own Religion
Physical Description
Species Clown
Gender Male
Age 70
Hair Color Red
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Eye Color
Height Exactly 6 feet
Weight
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the official mascot of the McDonald's restaurant franchise. Ronald is a pedophile who is always trying to get little children to come into his restaurant. When aroused, he shouts "RAN RAN RUU!" On the internet you can find weird Japanese "Ran Ran Ru" remixes of Ronald McDonald.

Appearance

Ronald is a tall, stupid-looking clown(that for some reason is not morbidly obese from eating all those Big Macs) who looked good for 50's standards. He hasn't changed one bit, and neither have his friends. It was once belived that his red lips were blood-stained, but it turned out that this is ketchup, and he is a very sloppy eater.

Quotes

  • MCDONALDS FRENCHFRIES!
  • AND SHAKES!
  • THE WACKY ADVENTURES OF RONALD MCDONALD
  • I THINK THERES SOMETHING MISSING, HAMBURGERS!!!!!!!!!!

Cult of McDonald

Unknown to Ronald, a group of obese people who eat at McDonald's worship him as a god.  Their group is called the Cult of McDonald and they practice a religion called Ronaldism.

Mcdonaldprayer

The cult in the act of worship.

Invasion of the American Economy

Ronald McDonald took over the United States's economy in 2007.

He was defeated by King Harkinian.

See also

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