"I'M ROB MOTHERFUCKING FORD!"
Rob Ford is a Canadian politician and the mayor Toronto. He is currently registered wit the Unionist Party of Ontario. He gained power in 2009, and hasn't done anything ever since.
Rob Ford has a serious coke addition and wants to run for president. He is also extremely self-centered, and believes he is god. Currently, he is likely doing drugs in his office.
Rob Ford grew up in Toronto. When he was six, he snorted a ton of cocaine. Three years later, he was expelled from school because his coke addition caused him to beat his teacher.