"The Inside is the Outside"
– Rigby after smoking weed
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is an annoying ass raccoon that works at the Park with Mordecai and Benson as his boss. Rigby gets easily pushed around because he is small and weak. Mordecai abuses him occasionally but Rigby deserves it half of the time.


Rigby was born sometime during the 1990s. He was a horrible student and got stuck working at a park. He and Mordecai worked there for some time. They both pissed off Benson a lot and slacking off. Rigby paid the price with his life as he got killed by Benson. Benson served an incredibly long sentence in Prison and Mordecai got scarred for life. Once in a YouTube Poop he and Mordacai invited Thomas the Tank Engine over for dinner. Rigby never had anything major in his crud life. His only accomplishment was actually getting a job.


  • Mordecai (When not abusive)
  • Grilled Cheese and other junk food
  • Video Games
  • Slacking off
  • Cruisin' for a girls number
  • Drinking coffee
  • Mayonnaise (Food, sometimes)
  • Being the Pizza King
  • Other Cartoon Network characters
  • Anything that makes him high
    • Such as weed


  • Getting abused, molested, or anything else by Mordecai
  • Doing Benson's work
  • Punchies
  • Losing at Video Games
  • Getting molested by hot dogs
  • Getting jinxed
  • Cleaning up random stuff
  • The Astronauts
  • Muscle Man's Nipples


Benson got extremely pissed at Mordecai and Rigby for slacking that he ate Rigby scarring Mordecai for life and landing Benson in jail for a long time. Benson still got bail.

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