Pinkamena Diane "Pinkie Pie" Pie is a pony and one of the
main mane protagonists in My Little Pony series, She's a compulsive, hyperkinetic pony who loves to play jokes, throw parties, eat sugar, prostitute dress up, sing and eat all kinds of drugs (especially cocaine).
Her attitude clearly indicates she suffers from schizophrenia, and depression when given starts talking to rocks and bags of flour, probably caused by the side effects of LSD and horrible, terrible and hideous childhood. She was raised by Amish forced to work 24/7 in a drug farm rocks. When her parents didn't see was engaged in such rocks crushing and snorting the sly.
Pinkie Pie is extremly bipolar. Her dark and still more retarded side called Pinkamena, documented in many bad written creepypastas like "Cupcakes", is known as a killer and rapist. If you see a pink, ugly face looking at you, then it's time to count your last seconds until you'll brutally murdered.
Powers and Abilities
As superpowers she have the ability to predict short term future (horrible events only), able to take 6 additional arms, fingers out of their legs, guess what happens in an alternate dimension, the vitality of drugs, fun, friendship anywhere, anytime, super speed (comparable to droopy), breaking the fourth wall and see you masturbating at her expense, and turn Twilight into a machine gun, among other miscellaneous social powers.
- Annoying Other People
- Smiling stupidly
- Her birthday (May 3)
- Not Partying
- Lord Tirek
- Nin-TD is embarrassed that he must share his birthday- and year with Pinkie Pie. This is also the reason why his birthday parties get often ruined by her.