"You were my brother Anakin. I loved you!"
– Obi Wan Kenobi's moment of gayness.
Obi-Wan Kenobi is a one of the main protagonists of Star Wars. Obi-Wan is known for be one of the greatest jedis who fought against the Sith forces to protect Koridai.
During his young time Obi-Wan was born one day in a village of Austripoff whose president I.M. Meen does not want to remember. His parents, Obi-Two came up with the idea of horrifying enormously his childbirth, more than anything because they did not see it coming, so he tried to get rid of them until a bounty hunter came in to fuck them. But Obi-Wan willed that at that time the scene was referred to by a group of Japanese who did not lose any time to immortalize the moment. In case outside little, our colleagues came looking for his old friend to take a beer, so the destruction of evidence was already unviable.
Exceeded (or rather aggravated?) once the initial dilemma arose, if possible, even more. Colleagues in the Er they kept insist that had to give name to the newborn child, while his father was still thinking in getting rid of him. Finally, tired of harassment of his friends and parents, he told them to take a lot of papers and in each one of them would write a name. Then he would do a stripe on the floor and pull them. The name written on the paper that fell from singing on the line on the ground would be the child. Obviously Obi-Two did not see come the result, because it almost gives him a heart attack when two were papers which were kept singing over the line. Since that day, little was known in all of his people as Obi-Wan Kenobi left them to die in the flames.
- Anakin Skywalker (formerly lover)
- Gay people
- Sam Puckett
- Carly Shae
- Worshipping Clone Troopers (Star Wars: The Cone Wars only)
- Anakin Skywalker
- All of the Sith
- Edward Cullen
- The Barney Bunch
- Yoko Littner
- Throwing like a girl
- Darth Maul
- Anakin Skywalker (Darth Vader)
- Fred Figglehorn
- Justin Bieber