Since it's written in Vodka drunkness and partial Russian, it's been translated.
- "Vodka is life. Vodka is love"
- "You shall take this pistol, and protect your vodka"
- "Only once have you tasted the Red Son Vodka, will you understand Nikolaism"
- "Protect Nothing except you and your vodka"
- "Nothing is moar important than your guns"
It was written by Nikolai Belinski and Joseph Stalin. Nikolai wrote 69% of it. He wrote in 1944 while inside Kino De Toten during a Zombie Outbreak. It was thrown into the teleportation device for the rest of the world to see.