"Why does everything I punch stalk me?"Naruto is an asshole who is training to be a ninja. He lives in Ninjaville, Japan. He serves his sensei, the late David Bowie.
– Naruto while being stalked by a special needs kid he punched.
Naruto is a major asshole, insecure, and retarded. Naruto is struggling to admit he is gay and tried to convince himself he was a woman. He fucks his crush Sasuke(a man).
Naruto is obsessed with smoking, and will do it whenever he can.
- Due to his constant smoking, he sounds like an 80-year old man.
Naruto has said some weird things, so they might as well be recorded. "I may be gay but sakura is a bitch"