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United States of Murica
Background Information
Demonym American / Murican
Capital Washington, D.C.
Final Year
Population 320 million (+1 Jesus)
Government Type Semi-democratic Plutocracy
HDI
Gini coefficient 0.97
Area 9,147,643.1 km² (3,531,905 sq mi)
Area
Density 35/km² (90.6/sq mi)
Official Language Murican (formerly English)
Current Leader Trumpdaddy
National Anthem America, Fuck Yeah!
Motto
Constitution
Today Part of
Climate
Classification
Record High
Record Low
Summer Temperature
Winter Temperature
Other Notes
Economy
Currency 1 Democracy = 100 Freedoms
Gross Domestic Product 16.72 trillion Democracys
(0.167 trillion dollars)
GDP per capita 52,512.56 Democracys per capita
(525.13 dollars per capita)
Working population
Unemployment rate 0.5% (January 1, 2010)
Exchange rate to the US-Dollar 100 Democracy = $1 USD
Military
Troops
Annual Military Spending
Budget per soldier
Timeline
Preceded by United States of America
Succeeded by The Holy American Empire
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America, Fuck Yeah! Ultimate Edition02:04

America, Fuck Yeah! Ultimate Edition

The United States of America (USA), also called Murica, The Great State(s) of America, Freedom Land, The Retarded States of Murica or just We trust Gawwd (aka Jesusland) is a ruin of a once great nation People here often mindlessly carry out their lives without any hopes or dreams, despite the immense wealth, which is held by the top 0.00001%. Some say this place is worse than Hell. Its Alternate counterpart has a different outcome. This place is literally the founder of every fast food chain on the planet, which is why they're all fat fucks.

Population

America is comprised primarily of overweight, self-centered assholes who are only good for wasting resources and stupid rednecks. Their only concerns are getting what they want and finding out who got pregnant for the third time in a month. They hunch over their computers all day and watch the same unfunny crap on YouTube all day and ignore what's going on in the outside world where people are getting blown up by Islamic terrorists and others on a daily basis.

American

A typical American.

There are some people with a basis of logic and reasoning, like the rest of the educated world have, but these people are continuously pushed into the minority by idiots who elect the same people who make false promises. Some say there is still hope for America, but only if those who are intelligent enough to make changes, do so, and this is unlikely.

Species

Religion

Food

Americans feed primarily on grease, hormones, high fructose corn syrup, and red dye 40. These ingredients are usually soaked into something that used to be meat or produce. They are unable to eat any natural food until it has been processed to the point of genetic alteration, if they do, they will either comment on how "disgusting" it is or scream and threaten you for not giving them their fries.

Music

Unlike other countries, America is not a place to find real music (anymore), Americans instead use computers to create a small chord of high pitched beeping that is played over and over again. Instead of singing they will let out Behemothian howling and screeching or they will "rap", meaning they will simply utter meaningless and undecipherable words at at a fast rate, in apparent hope that they will turn black.

Movies

WorldofMurica

The world according to Americans

Like Anime, anything you would see in a movie theater is a half assed cash-in on another ripoff. Since Americans are too stupid to remember the last movie they saw, Hollywood is free to recycle the same character and plot elements until it stops making money.

Prophecy

Age structure of the USA Murica:

90+

80-89

70-79

60-69

50-59

40-49

30-39

20-29

10-19

0-9

Age structure of the USA Murica in 50 years:

90+

80-89

70-79

60-69

50-59

40-49

30-39

20-29

10-19

0-9

It is foretold that sometime in the future, a "chosen one" will be born, and harnessing the power of the three ancient weapons (Windows Movie Maker, Sony Vegas and Final Cut Pro X) this person will fill all forms of visual electronic media with YouTube poop, thus destroying Viacom Inc. forever and restoring the nation to the greatness it once was. Some believe that this chosen one was the famous performer Liberace, but that Satan invented AIDS specifically to kill him before YouTube poop was invented. However, this theory is rejected by the mainstream proctology community. Most proctologists predict the time of the chosen one's birth as in December 2042.

Canada

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A 'Murican while he is doing sports (Of course without burning calories and only with a gun)

Every year, thousands of Americans try to illegally immigrate to Canada due to America loving Canada. This hurts foreign relations, nearly causing wars multiple times.

Formation

America became Murica for a variety of reasons. A primary reason was due to support of the Murica Party. Due to all the support, all of the intelligent people fled to other countries - primarily Canada. With the rise of the stupidest political party to ever exist, and the flight of everyone who was smart, America's only hope was the Elite Cactus Squad.

The Elite Cactus Squad did not get enough support, sadly. Under the rule of the Murica Party, America became Murica - the stupidest country in the world.

Inhabitants

Main article: :Category:Americans
YouTube Poop Nations
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Aincrad | Arendelle | Armonia Unity | Arstotzka | Austripoff (South Korea) | Bready Empire | Bro Nation | Canada (Alaska | Manitoba) | China | Chocadoobie Empire | Dank Realm | Dramaalert Nation (New Home) | Dry Meme Empire | Equestria | Fexy Empire | Finland | France | Fuhur | Germany | Graal | Hyrule (Koridai) | Ireland | Internet | ISIS | Kanto | Kekistan | Kolechia | Lavender Town | Lugnica | Miles Mays Land | Minecraftia (Netherrealm) | Minnesota | Mobius | Mother Russia | Mr. Roger's Empire | Murica (Alabama | Nevada) | Mushroom Kingdom | Netherlands | North Korea (Gamelon) | Poland | Quebec | Saudi Arabia | Sparta | Sunshine Realm | Taiwan | Talossa | Termina | Terraria | UCRD | United Kingdom | Venezuela
Ungoverned Regions
Hans Island | Shrek's Swamp | Unnamed Island
Former Nations
Creepistan | Cuba | GDR | Ice Potato Island | Japan | Moist Kingdom | Moistopia | Nook's Town | Soviet Union | Rocky Empire | United States of America
Future Nations
Baratheonean Empire | East Murica | Gungale | Holy American Empire | Koffi Republic | Republic of Utah | Shrexas | Underworld

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