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Nasty-krabby-patty

The Nasty Patty.

Mr. Krabs Secret Formula or just 'The Secret Formula', is the one and only way to make the Nasty Patty. Plankton has tried to steal it hundreds of trillions of times, but to no avail.

No one else really cares about the formula, because it is not that good of a formula, considering the problems.

The FormulaEdit

Plankton doesn't read this wiki (he is missing out) so it is safe to leak the formula.

The Formula

IngredientsEdit

  • Two 0.25m stale buns
  • One kg of Crap
  • 1:1 mixture of moss and mold
  • 0.5 liters of blood
  • 0.35 liters of pus
  • 1.25 cups of sand
  • 1 cup of love
  • 4 heaping pounds of freshly ground Plankton

ProcessEdit

  • Thoroughly mix the crap with the sand
  • Cook the crap-sand combination but nothing else
    • To cook, place the crap-sand combination on a grill for 30 mins. Flip occasionally.
  • Drop it in a toilet... and fish it out with your gym socks.
  • Stack it all in random style except the buns go on the outside.

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