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Morshu
Background Information
Gender Male
Age 47
Alignment Neutral
Species Elf
Source CD-i
Sexual Oriantation Straight
WotS Info (NOTE: ONLY FOR WotS CHARACTERS)
Squads In N/A
Books In War of the Squads, Miles Mays Revenge
Role in the Story Minor role

Morshu (born October 2 1966 age 47) is a Koridian shopkeeper. He currently has one employee. Even though he's not a member of the UMA. He aides them and lets them use his shop as a hideout. he has a thyroid condition.

Character Info

Likes

  • Link (client number 1)
  • Fucking People
  • Rupees
  • Himself
  • Sitting on shoplifters
  • His shop
  • Tails
  • His movie
  • Flipping off people who don't have enough rupees
  • Pissing People off
  • The UMA
  • Giving people the middle finger.
  • Zero Tails
    • Zero Tails' boobs

Dislikes

  • People who don't pay his products
  • Sonic
  • Plankton
  • Pranktin
  • I M Mean ( He called Him a fat fuck)
  • Being called a pig
  • Shoplifters
  • Drew Pickles
  • People who tell him his movie sucks
  • Companies who sue him

People who dislikes Morshu

  • Plankton
  • Sonic

History

Birth

Morshu was born on a date no one gives a shit about. After The Doctor spanked him, Morshu lit the doctor on fire! Morshu then mugged his new mother and hijacked an ambulance.

Childhood

Morshu was raised by Homer Simpson, since he owed Morshu because Morshu killed Bart. That's where Morshu learned to be a fatass.

Business

Island of Lower Prices

The location of Morshu's shop in Koridai.

His shop, nicknamed "Morshu's Shop of Horrors", is named "Morshu's Island of Lower Prices". Products sold at the shop include lamp oil, rope, bombs, hot tubs, blank maps, exploding alarm clocks, and vodka. Most of his customers are crazy drunks who pay him in dimes for more booze. He never gives credit and demands all payment upfront. In case things go wrong, he keeps a shotgun under his counter.

Morshu is not satisfied with just owning a small business, he has a very close assiciation with Team Rocket with one of their secret bases being underneath his shop. His bombs are sold on the black market to Rocket and other criminal organizations. Morshu dodges the law like a bullet and is able to keep away any investigations with lies and bribes.

Morshu's Only Unsatisfied Customer

Bombs?00:21

Bombs?

Morshu's only unsatisfied customer.

Mmmmmothafucka!

MMMMMMothafuckas!!!

Despite his corrupt nature, Morshu is a very likable guy and almost everybody likes him... almost everybody. Plankton is the only person ever to have been unsatisfied and not like Morshu. The incident began when Plankton came to the Island of Lower Prices to purchase bombs, but to both of their annoyance, Plankton did not know what a rupee was. Once Morshu told Plankton what a rupee was, he presented Morshu with a Green Rupee, which wasn't nearly enough for the bombs. Frustrated, Morshu sent Plankton away, telling him to come back when he was a little...MMMM...richer. An unsatisfied Plankton left the shop, hijacked a bus, and ran over Morshu. However, Plankton did not realize that Morshu is invincible and can't die.

Tails

Morshu later hired a young Canadian who he thought was a girl at first, in fact he only hired him because he thought Tails was a girl (in Koradi, girls get half the pay then men). After learning that he had to pay Tails more money, he got so angry then he nuked Greenland.

Arrest

He later got arrested for childlabor, in which he did something to the jury that was completely AWESOME Morshu like.

If you would look to the picture on you right, you would see what I mean.

Release

He was later released because Hyrule State Prison couldn't take his bitchin' anymore. Albeit the only reason he was released was because someone demolished the whole jail.

Joining the Cyan Alliance

Morshu then found himself on Station Zeta, he then gave the Cyan Alliance free bombs....but only because she flashed her boobs after being threatened by Vernom. Zero Tails did it, she and Dr. Cyanide are still pissed at everyone. Morshu then joined the team.

Controversy

It is rumored that Morshu had a hidden sex tape with Impa back in 1984.

Entertainment

Music Artist

Morshu Breaks Out In Song With MMMore POWAH!04:49

Morshu Breaks Out In Song With MMMore POWAH!

The MMMMMM Album

Morshu later became a singer. He gave it up after his first album, because he was sued by multiple companies for singing songs they owned without permission.

Movie Director

A Morshu Move - Trailer00:20

A Morshu Move - Trailer

The "A Morshu Movie" Trailer

Morshu got a job directing a movie about himself called "A Morshu Movie". It is going to be the  biggest bugeted movie in universe history, because Morshu is awesome! The trailer is already out.

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