Mitt Romney (AKA Shit Romney) was an asshole from space who came to Earth disguised as the most evil species on the planet, Humans. He then ran for president in 2012 in order to achieve world domination.
Mitt Romney was born on the planet Romney, a planet that was like the United States, but without everything except the deep south. The planet then fell apart due to overspending on a military which was useless, since there wasn't any other countries. He was then sent to Earth in order to take over it because that how they roll on Romney. After arriving, he assumed the form of a human, and ran for President in the 2012. He eventually lost. In 2016, Donald Trump called Romney a loser so Romeny got butthurt and ranted on Trump which only made more people support Trump.