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You all know whose ass is better!

Miley Cyrus was one of Disney's play things. She was born Destiny Hope Cyrus by her country redneck father Billy Ray Cyrus.

Post-Hanna MontanaEdit

Eventually, Miley grew too old for Disney's sick taste and she pointed to the door to be replaced by another naive 16 year old. Since she didn't have any real fans, everyone instantly forgot about her. This changed when somehow a studio run by deaf people saw her "talent" and her career was born anew; an assault to the ears that's forcefully shown everywhere, but this time even less dignified.

Hannah Montana

Miley's old Alter ego

"Fame"Edit

After a grotesque performance with Robin Thickle, Miley became hot as a sidewalk on the internet despite the fact that nobody liked her. This is all because the music industry has devolved to the point where there is no such thing as fame or shame; there is only attention and how much of a freak you're willing to be to get it.

It appears that the only way to get rid of Miley is to pretend she doesn't exist, which can happen when the next parent abandoned whore who blows for a studio. Maybe then Miley will get her greasy ass out of our faces and move on to be a hotel maid for the rest of her life, as is her destiny.

Miley as a communist

Likes Edit

  • Her ass
  • Fans
  • Twerking
  • Wrecking Balls
  • Being nude in public
  • Drugs and alcohol
  • Showing off her tongue
  • Making out with FUCKING IDIOTIC PIECES OF PLASTIC! Barbie dolls.
  • Money
  • Communism
  • This Alternate world
More Miley as a communist

Dislikes Edit

Trivia Edit

  • She fucks Disney by giving them a nickel, rats, and dog food and supports Disney by giving them 800,000,000 ass dollars after every concert.

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