"It's-a me, Mario!"
Mario is the older and more successful brother of Luigi. Mario and his brother are one of the most important and highly regarded characters in YouTube Poop World with those such as King Harkinian, Link and Sonic the Hedgehog. He is the only living being who knows what is written in the Enclosed Instruction Book.
Powers and Abilities
Mario's bulk, the result of a diet consisting almost entirely of spaghetti and toasted bread, provides a thick and protective layer of blubber that allows him to survive many injuries that would normally be fatal. He is strong enough to pound nails into brick using his body.
Mainly, he is capable of temporarily gaining the ability to shoot fireballs by eating wild flora that have not been approved for safe consumption unless you are a meta human.
Most notably for him, Mario is commonly known as a licensed plumber, despite having not worked as one since the '80s.
Mario is a fraudulent and unlicensed medical doctor. His cleverly named persona, Dr. Mario is a world infamous angel of death that has caused hundreds of fatalities by poorly made prescriptions, unsanitary surgery, and general lack of knowledge in the field of anatomy. Dr. Mario was never apprehended, but has not been reported to caused any further trouble since the 1990s.
This is Dr. Mario's theme.
Mario frequently visits Luigi's casino in Taiwan, where he is notorious for constantly cheating while gambling. The only way to short-circuit his challenging him to Go Fish, which he cannot cheat at and is horrible at playing for unknown reasons.
He is a fan of American football, having said it promotes "organization and teamwork", and introduced the sport to Dinosaur World.
Mario was married to Princess Peach until 2007 when Peach accused Mario of cheating on her (hypocritic of her since she has had at least 8 babies that aren't his). She previously had to put up with his drug abuse, pay the bills for him, and clean up after him, so she drew the line and kicked him out of the castle. Mario now lives with Luigi, who now has to deal with this fat slob.
- "Mama mia!"
- "Here we go!"
- "Mama? Mama LUIGI?! AHAHAHAHAHA!"
- "It's a stone, Luigi. You didn't make it."
- "Welcome! Welcome, new galaxy!!!"
- "Whoops! I just invented the tossed salad!"
- "Nice of the princess to invite us over a picnic, Gay Luigi?"
- "My crazy plans always work!"
- "Mario time!"
- "Thank you so much for playing my game!"