Mario (July 31 1956 age 58) is the older brother of Luigi. He is the only living being who knows what is written in the Enclosed Instruction Book. He also had an alternate form called Fat Mario who acts like Mario in Hotel Mario. Mario is one of the most important characters in YouTube Poop World with Luigi, King Harkinian, Link and Sonic the Hedgehog.
Powers and Abilities
Mario's bulk, the result of a diet consisting almost entirely of spaghetti and toasted bread, provides a thick and protective layer of blubber that allows him to survive many injuries that would normally be fatal. He is strong enough to pound nails into brick using his body.
Mainly, he is capable of temporarily gaining the ability to shoot fireballs by eating wild flora that have not been approved for safe consumption unless you are a meta human.
Most notably for him, Mario is commonly known as a licensed plumber, despite having not worked as one since the '80s.
Mario is a fraudulent and unlicensed medical doctor. His cleverly named persona, Dr. Mario is a world infamous angel of death that has caused hundreds of fatalities by poorly made prescriptions, unsanitary surgery, and general lack of knowledge in the field of anatomy. Dr. Mario was never apprehended, but has not been reported to caused any further trouble since the 1990s.
This is Dr. Mario's theme.
Mario frequently visits Luigi's casino in Taiwan, where he is notorious for constantly cheating while gambling. The only way to short-circuit his challenging him to Go Fish, which he cannot cheat at and is horrible at playing for unknown reasons.
He is a fan of American football, having said it promotes "organization and teamwork", and introduced the sport to Dinosaur World.
- It's-a me, Mario!
- Mama mia!
- Here we go!
- AHA! Here's the problem: Too Many Toasters!
- You know what they say: all toasters toast toast!
- We gotta find the Princess!
- If you need instructions on how to get trough the hotels, check out The Enclosed Instruction Book!
- Get ready to catch her!
- It's been one of those days...
- If you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back.
- Remember, where there's smoke...
- YouTube Poop: When there's smoke, they pinch back.
- Mama? Mama LUIGI?! AHAHAHAHAHA!
- It's a stone, Luigi. You didn't make it.
- Gee, it's kinda dark!
- Nice a' the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?
- Luigi! Look!
- It's from Bowser!
- "Dear Pesky Plumbers... The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest of one of my 7 Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her...if you can!" (Mario reading Bowser's note)
- Where am i?
- Looks kinda peaceful.