Male Guard sneer
Male Guards are heartless demons who disguise themselves as fresh-faced young men. They usually prey on innocent little girls and pixies. They served under Giygas for a time being and joined Team Aqua in attempt to drown the entire population of humanity so they could feed on their corpses.

They do not have blood, and they can be killed with repeated hits to their body. Their skin is smoother than cream, and they specialize in seducing and making love just so they can feed on their partners while they sleep after sex. They successfully murdered and devoured Adam Levine from that talentless hack band Moron 5.

Likes Edit

  • Sex
  • Blowing Penis
  • Cannibalism
  • Zelda
  • May
  • Giygas

Dislikes Edit

  • Gay Luigi
  • Stromboli
  • The King
  • Konata Izumi
  • Link
  • Ganondorf
  • Justine Boobieb
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