Magic Drugs a group of extra-potent drugs. They are bad for your balls (enough usage can cause you to lose chance to have kids), but you get extremely high off them, so it's worth it. Public opinion toward them is divided. For example, while King Harkinian believes that all true warriors should smoke weed in the morning, Mario believes that they will make you go to hell before you die.
Types of Magic Drugs
- Beer, if large amounts are consumed.
- Mushrooms, if large amounts are taken.
- Krabby Patties
He-Man has made several campaigns against the Magic Drugs. His most prominent was a video on YouTube that is famous throughout the internet.[[Category:]]