"Nice of the Princess to invite us to a picnic , "Gay Luigi"?"
– Fat Mario
Luigi (born July 14, 1983; age 33) is one of the five main forms of Luigi. He appears in several games in the series but his most respected appearance was in Hotel Mario along with his brother, Mario. Luigi is the god of Spaghetti! He is one of the main YTP characters and is the younger brother of mario & lover of toadsworth.
Luigi is weak as hell man, but can be a little helpful. For no reason, he sometimes randomly says "Spaghetti". He loves spaghetti. His favorite hobbie is to kick a yellow box until a beanstalk comes out of it. He also says, for no reason 'You You You You got got gotta help us." At age 3, he was given his first green suit and a blue overall, it was noted early on that Luigi wanted to pursue plumbing the crap out of toilets, because he liked the shit, and by his express desire to earn a salary of 14 figures like his brother, who got a time with Peach not for his work.
At 15, Luigi organized the party more memorable of mushroom kingdom, he even appeared on MTV, earning the reputation Luigi GMQ (Gay spoiled teenager). Shortly after Luigi's voice was intensifying, acquiring an effeminate tone, walking like a retarded, he got a mustache, and some say that even had her first period (This is not safe, is believed to be a rumor started by Sonic, the anarchist hedgehog, to destroy the gay ambitions of Luigi, calling him a transsexual).
Luigi began to make sleepovers, along with Toad, the guy with mushroom penis head, and Yoshi, the dinosaur robagalletas, nobody knows what happened in those late night parties, presumably Luigi, Toad began a relationship, which ended abruptly when he discovered the relationship zoofílica Luigi and Yoshi, which, in turn, ended because Luigi kept a secret relationship with Peach the bitch.
When Fat Mario and Luigi are invited to a picnic by Princess Peach, Bowser and The Koopalings take over the Mushroom Kingdom and kidnap the princess. The whole thing was actually scripted, and Luigi and the other were paid actors. The film itself, simply called Hotel Mario, was so bad that a gang of wizards made a breach between the YTP World and the Real World, causing Hotel Mario to be released as a game on the real world console, the Phillips CD-i. Fat Mario and Luigi, then obsolete and hated due to the film's failure in the YTP world, went to Hyrule. He also shitted a fair lot in Hyrule. Not sure if he was constipated. He, and Fat Mario, made friends with Captain Falcon.
In 2001, Luigi experienced a severe economic depression, so he set about making a reality show, which was documented in a game for Gamecube, under the name Luigi's Mansion. In the game, Luigi was going to clean the house of the ghosts while they are fornicating with Mario. In the mansion he found thousands of porn magazines and masturbate consoled when he was alone in a room.
King of Mushroom KingdomEdit
Luigi later became the king of the Mushroom Kingdom after the Princess went to vacations to Arabia. His first act was to ban her from the nation. Also this title was granted when in a kart race in which he went 8 and the first 2 meters of the target managed to grab a "Starman", 10 mushrooms, 43 automatic red shells guided by the plague armpit, slipped the lay ahead with banana peels and end Luigi finished the race in the first place.
Death (sort of)Edit
In 2018, Mario and Luigi visited Mustafar but was attacked by Darth Maul. They survived the attack but were exposed to the radioactive energy of the planet and their flesh and organs melted away. Mario and Luigi became Sans and Papyrus respectively.
- Fat Mario
- Lotsa Spaghetti
- Spaghetti in general
- The King
- Princess Daisy
- Donkey Kong
- Captain Falcon
- Sonic (not always)
- Dr. Rabbit
- Being called gay
- The Red Guy
- Girls and Womans
- Ice King
- Fake Spaghetti (Made of barbed wire)
- Sonic (not always)
- George Tecay
- I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!
- Over there!
- You bring a light?
- It's that creepy Bowser's laugh!
- You gotta help us!
- Go to Hell
- I hope you go to Hell!
- Shut up before I stab you
- She's not coming down!
- Fuck you, GO TO HELL!
- ...There's fire!
- ...If we...PERSUADE him!
- Who stole my spaghetti!?
- You can go to hell mario
- Luigi has been mistaken to be a twin of Mario, this is false because Luigi is younger than Mario
- Luigi has many alternative versions of himself.
- Gay Luigi: His name comes from Fat Mario. Fat Mario said "Eh Luigi" but is interpreted as "Gay Luigi"
- Mama Luigi: His name comes from Mario. Mario abused from Luigi calling him Mama Luigi for proposed to take care of Yoshi.
- Weegee: His name comes from Mario is Missing. Weegee goes beyond the 2 previously mentioned, he was a maniac demon wanting kill people with their deadly gaze. Later, Weegee became a hero.
- Luigi road rage: Lugi has his own version of the death stare, but instead of turning people into him he makes people do epic fails on mario kart. the face looks like this --> >:|
- Emo Luigi: His name comes from Luigi's Mansion. Emo Luigi is a dork compared to the other Šversions and always is trying to commit suicide when nobody is watching him.
- Mr. L: Mr. L is when Luigi turned evil after creating Luigi Doll clones, he was stopped by Mario and SMG4 when they destroyed the cloning machine.