"Go Away Kid"
– A Drunk Ass Krusty

Krusty is the cynical, burnt-out, addiction-riddled, smoking, douchebag clown host of Bart, Lisa's, and Maggie's favorite TV show "The Krusty the Clown Show".


He had Jewish parents living with his father in the Jewish community. As a rabbi his father heavily criticized his son's career choice as a comedian. Although this didn't stop Krusty who continued to entertain people although this plan fundamentally failed when his father came to one of his shows. And a rowdy rabbi sprayed the makeup off his face. After this event his father stopped talking to him and they didn't make contact until many years later.


  • Money
  • Smoking
  • Kids
  • Porn
  • Krusty Burgers
  • Sophie ( His Daughter)
  • Bart

Sideshow Mel


  • The IRS
  • People who try to take his money
  • Other Clowns like Pennywise
  • No Beer, Smoking, and Drugs