King Harkinian
Age:	55
Gender:	Male
Occupation:	King of Hyrule
Nationality:	British
Species:	Elf/Hylian
Status:	Alive
Goal:	Varies

King Harkinian, or The King for short, is the main character/protagonist of Youtube-Poop. He that made his Debut in the 2 Legend of Zelda games for the CD-I. Whether he is good or bad is unknown, but his love of dinner is is unquestionable as shown in Poops and the games. 

Contents 1 Powers and Abilities 2 Health Issues 2.1 Eyesight 2.2 Hair Loss 3 Criminal Record 4 Comments

Powers and Abilities

For defense, he has his Dinner Blaster. First seen in CraaazyCat13's video of the same name, his Dinner Blaster was the later seen in Hotel Mario: Gears of Toasters and The King. He is clearly capable of becoming Super Saiyan and using a Kamehameha. He is also an exceptional pilot, capable of flying any aircraft or starfighter he encounters with surprising skill and dexterity. He has been seen in various poops using other kinds of weapons.

Health Issues

Eyesight

When Link was playing with his new lazer pointer one day, he directed it towards The King's face permanently blinding his right eye. He is now on disability and can no longer drive.

Hair Loss

At the age of 18, The King quickly lost all of his hair, and developed full pattern baldness in just one week. Fortunately, at 22 The King met Gaston who had body hair to spare. The King had all of his hair back after a hair transplant. He occasionally suffers bald spots every now and then, but they eventually fill out.

Criminal Record

• On January 17, 2009, The King was arrested by Mayor Kravindish after a high-speed chase that ended with The King wrecking his new car. He was put on probation for one month and fined 9,100 rupees for driving under the influence of alcohol and attempting to evade arrest.
• On March 28, 2009, The King was questioned after witnesses reported his involvement in a shootout that occurred the previous night at Ganon's Pub. He admitted to injuring Fat Mario and Gay Luigi with his shotgun after the former urinated in his drink, and then in his face. He was once again put on probation.
• On July 17, 2009, The King returned to his castle from a vacation to find the place trashed and Link hosting a wild party. He took out his rifle, intending to shoot Link, but Mayor Kravindish, who was attending the party, arrested him on the spot. He was convicted of attempted murder soon after and sentenced to ten years at Hyrule State Prison, but escaped less than a month later when Morshu and Scatman John destroyed one of the prison's walls with a bomb.

On September 5, 2009, The King was confronted by Mayor Kravindish, who attempted to arrest him again, this time for illegally downloading Sony Vegas. The King escaped in an airship, beginning an aerial chase that ended with Kravindish crashing his helicopter.