The Father of Swag himself (even better than his "son"!).
Un Dynasty (Humans without buttholes)
Kim Jong-Il (1941 - 2011) was the former dictator of North Korea, and the inventor of swag. He helped Mao Zedong in his time of need, until later betraying Mao to make himself look more swaggy! Everyone though his swag made him immortal....however...they were Wrong.
Kim Jong-il died when his son, Kim Jong Un ate him and asorbed his swag! After his death, North Korea, and everyone with swag went in a rampage. In fact, after his death, swag rates dropped 67%.