Kim Jong-Il (1941 - 2011) was the former dictator of North Korea, and the inventor of swag. He helped Dark Tails in his time of need, until later betraying Dark Tails to make himself look more swaggy! Everyone though his swag made him immortal....however...they were Wrong.
Kim Jong-il died when his son, Kim Jong Un ate him and asorbed his swag! After his death, North Korea, and everyone with swag went in a rampage. In fact, after his death, swag rates dropped 67%.
- Other Men (Sexually)
- The Dark Squad
- North Korea