Jason is a weird ass egg from The Crack, a internet webshow. He was born in a kitchen in the United Kingdom, before moving to Minecraftia. Despite being retarded, he's still MUCH smarter than the average American.


Jason is mentally retarded, and is easily confused. He always manages to do retarded things that seem to happen to him and his friends. In later life, he became a psychopath. He is deeply obsessed with Cheese, and can make it magically appear from thin air.

Character InfoEdit


  • Dan
  • Guns
  • His Clones
  • Cheese


Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.