ISIS or the Idiots Smiling In Subways (which is also called Islamic State of Iraq and Syria in real life), is an international organization dedicated to killing people in extreme measures in order to LOL! They will do anything in order to get a cheap laugh, from trolling people online, to killing people in the millions.
They are trying to steal America's freedom.
ISIS rose a while ago, when they invented Viacom, they then went on to shooting the innocent, while screaming "LOL!". They had got international attention, and Barack Obama himself stated that what they are doing is not funny. When things got boring, the started to attack nations that didn't give a fuck, and LOLed!
"I will destroy ISIS!"
– Linda Glocke
ISIS was on the verge of domination of the Middle East when Linda Glocke declared war on ISIS. She launched a one-woman war against her terrorist foe and has since managed to cause more destruction to the Idiots Smiling than anyone else.
How to Join ISIS
Theres are the requirements:
- You must masturbate on a regular basis.
- You must hate freedom.
- You must find ISIS funny! GOLDEN RULE!
- You must kill people who make fun of ISIS.
- You must kill the innocent.
- You must endorse Ebola Cola.
- You must attack nations that doesn't give a fuck.
- You must listen to "Wrecking Ball".
- You must say "Allahu Akbar" when you kill someone or when you explode.
- You must fornicate with a goat.
That Find ISIS Funny
That Find ISIS Unfunny
- Planet Pop Star
- Planet Vegeta
- Europe (because of refugees)
- France (because of refugees and terrorist attack)
- Any country bombed by ISIS
- They killed Harambe just to piss everyone off.
- Their plan was wildly successful.
- Nobody here supports them.
- They are also called ISIL (Idiots Smiling In Lighthouses)