I.M. Meen (born 28 October 1941, age 73) is an evil magician who traps children and puts them into The Pit. He is an infamous Satanism activist who likes the dark magic and card games.
I.M. Meen borns in 1942, Meen played card games and became a fan of Yugioh. However, his friends told him that was for fools and Meen got a depression that lasted for weeks. Then, Meen told them he will create his own game strategy but his friends just laughed at him, Meen goes crazy and killed his friends, destroying them. Meen build the Labyrinth and didn't care for anyone's opinion.
I.M. Meen is frequently seen wearing a blue coat, but with the help of a chroma keyer can also wear other colors, such as red. He wears olive trousers and brown loafers which double as dancing shoes. His unkempt gray hair reminds one of Albert Einstein (on whom he has a major crush), although his facial features are more akin to Jay Leno, and his very flexible body is similar to Kermit the Frog.
- "Oh look! What clever children! See them study, watch them learn! How I hate those goody goodies! How they make my stomach turn!"
- "Oh look! What clever Christians! See them worship, watch them pray! How I hate those fags! How they make my hair turn grey!"
- "Back to your cell, bookworm! Don't worry, I'm sure you'll escape again... IN A HUNDRED YEARS!"
- "Retreat to your cubical of imprisonment, bibliophile! Fear not, surely you will regain freedom in only but a century!"
- "I am not gay! I am I.M. Meen the most powerful magnician in the world and you're the little gay!"
- "I have a rhym for you: I knew a little Link who trayed to get away until the friendly I.M. Meen convinced him to become gay! Hahahaha."
- "Okay you win, I quit I am gay! Happy now?"
- "I want to go to Mushroom Kingdom."
- "Oh look what clever YouTube Poopies, see YouTube Poopies? Watch 'em learn oh how I hate thoes YouTube Poopies!"
- "Wrecky child! You ruinted my beautiful penis, now you're gay!"
- "Oh look! What fucken children!"
- "I hate mister Roboto, that little piece of shit!"
- "I got a little boyfriend he really makes me cry. When he opens up my butt, my penis really hurts."
- "The magic libery of I.M. Meen! Hahahahahaha!"
- His cousins are U.R. Ruud and I.P. Freely
- He drops by Squidward's house and made him cry:
- He once was in the light squad, but was turned satanic by Shadow and the Dark Squad.