I.M. Meen (born October 28, 1641; age 376) is an evil magician who traps children and puts them into The Pit. He is an infamous Satanism activist who likes practising black magic and playing card games. (His personal favorites are Blackjack and Texas Hold-Em.)
I.M. Meen borns in 1641, Meen played card games and became a fan of Yugioh. However, his friends told him that was for fools and Meen got a depression that lasted for weeks. Then, Meen told them he will create his own game strategy but his friends just laughed at him, Meen goes crazy and killed his friends, destroying them. Meen build the Labyrinth and didn't care for anyone's opinion.
I.M. Meen is frequently seen wearing a blue coat, but with the help of a chroma keyer, he can also wear other colors such as red. He wears olive trousers and brown loafers which double as dancing shoes. His unkempt gray hair reminds one of Albert Einstein (on whom he has a major crush), although his facial features are more akin to Jay Leno, and his very flexible body is similar to Kermit the Frog.
- "Oh look! What clever children! See them study, watch them learn! How I hate those goody goodies! How they make my stomach turn!"
- "Back to your cell, bookworm! Don't worry, I'm sure you'll escape again... IN A HUNDRED YEARS!"
- "Retreat to your cubical of imprisonment, bibliophile! Fear not, surely you will regain freedom in only but a century!"
- "I hate Veggietales!"
- "I am not gay! I am I.M. Meen the most powerful magnician in the world and you're the little gay!"
- "I have a rhym for you: I knew a little Link who tried to get away until the friendly I.M. Meen convinced him to become gay! Hahahaha."
- And your just a little smarty.
- "Okay you win, I quit I am gay! Happy now?"
- "I want to go to Mushroom Kingdom."
- "Oh look what clever YouTube Poopies, see YouTube Poopies? Watch 'em learn oh how I hate thoes YouTube Poopies!"
- "Wrecky child! You ruined my beautiful penis, now you're gay!"
- "Oh look! What fucking children!"
- "I hate mister Roboto, that little piece of shit!"
- "I got a little boyfriend he really makes me cry. When he opens up my butt, my penis really hurts."
- "The magic libery of I.M. Meen! Hahahahahaha!"
- "Well, what do you think I did to all those children?!"
- His cousins are U.R. Ruud and I.P. Freely
- He drops by Squidward's house and made him cry
- He once was in the light squad, but was turned satanic by Shadow and the Dark Squad.