"Mother love me, long time, long time Sucky sucky fucky fucky Wonton, Hong Kong, Hong Kong Wonton, Hong Kong, wonton One time, one time, wonton Love me long time Feed on my long schlong Go back to Hong Kong gong I'll send you back to Hong Kong Pair a wonton, wonton, love me long Mother love me, long time, long time Sucky sucky fucky fucky"
– Hideki Tojo
Hideki Tojo (born 1914-2017 aged 104) was the pet of Hirohito, he was the asshole Japanese Prime Minister once. He got Japan to ally with the Nazis, which resulted in democracy
nuking fixing the country during World War II.
Hideki Tojo was taunted and abused during his childhood by his personality and he was known for being a complete gay without doubt when he touched the dicks of his partners one day at the school, which of course ended with Tojo being brutally beaten by them and was threw into the trash, almost half dead.
After many years living in the dump, Tojo was recruited by Hirohito like his sex pet and Tojo excited then agreed. Later he met Super duper super man who was known for be one of the (if not the) most idiotic soldier in all YTP world who was born with severals mental disorders. Then, Hideki and SDS man became best friends and decided to focus in how to annoy Goebbels during the World War II.
- Adolf Hitler
- Be raped
- Being a faggot
- Super duper super man
- Being in his fantasies about his crush, Antone D'kolddeath (Despite he killed SDS man)
- Dinosaurs, Dragons and all kinds of lizards in the world
- Godzilla (especially)
- Not be raped
- Duncan (Tojo was jealous of him)
- Joseph Goebbels
- Billy Mays
Duncan attacks Nazi's Base, the downtown Tampa nightclub of Hirohito, killing many of Nazi members. He kills Hideki Tojo by having the crime boss' sex toy hold an eight-pound, trip-wire activated grenade until his arm wearies and the grenade explodes, killing him. It was unknown when he was killed but we will just say that he was killed in 2017. Dead up Tojo.