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"Fully Charged"
– Green Lantern before sex
Green Lantern is one of the many considered heroes from the world of DC Universe. Truthfully, he isn't a true hero.

Greenlantern

BiographyEdit

Green Lantern or Hal Jordan was born on some unknown city in America. We don't know were so don't ask. He found a green piece of ring which apparently gave him powers to create anything with it. Rather than using for evil, he was a dumbass and used it for protecting the universe. He spends 24/7 doing things at a mini mart when he's not doing anything. He also spends time beating the living crap out of Sinestro for becoming a yellow lantern and not a green one.

PowersEdit

His power ring gives him the power to materialize any object with matter which means his powers are based off logic and not super powers unlike Superman or something. He can make anything from an AA12 Shotgun to a ballistic missile. Strangely, he needs to charge it even though it's just a ring.

Likes and DislikesEdit

LikesEdit

  • The Army
  • Anti-Nikolaists
  • Family Guy
  • Batman
  • Lex Luthor
  • Stealing Cars

DislikesEdit

  • Superman
  • Robin
  • Sinestro
  • Yellow
  • The Simpsons

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