"I gotta have a good meal."
However, he loves lasagna and he also likes attacking the mailmen by throwing his record-breaking weight around, the mailman often dies from the mountain of fat. He also loves kicking dogs off the tables. He hopes the dogs die from the fall, and if they don't then he just repeats the process.
He likes coffee, but must have it decaffeinated except for every once in a while, or else he will die. No explanation has been given as to how Garfield gets hyper from decaf. Onions must also be consumed sparingly.
Also, Garfield's face is so retarded that the retardedness spreads like the Weegee Virus, as you can see in the image. Sometimes, he also gets bored enough to attack those who aren't mailmen or table-dogs.
Garfield made Odie really die for life and exploded and Jon cried.
- The Garfield Show
- Garfield and Friends
- Thomas The Tank Engine (why not)
- Tom and Jerry
- Loonèæ Tüœnnëßs (Cameo in BounceWham)
- The Jungle book (He became Baloo when he got too fat)