Sergeant Frank Woods (born March 20, 1930, age 86) is the man that anyone but You can kill. Woods' awesome level is over 9000 (and so is his power level) and can kill anyone with a melee wack of his guns, and I don't mean his assault rifle, I'm talkin' his fists and muscles. The reasons why no one can kill him are that he will yell "You can't kill me!" and also even if anyone tries, he will not die. Frank Woods is the most awesome and indestructible son of a bitch in the game!
- Fighting in 'Nam, baby!
- Killing VC Bookies.
- Bragging that you can't kill him.
- Alex Mason
- Looking like hammered shit.
- Continuing his talk about being badass (the best subject evah!!!)
- The fact that no one can kill him.
- People that get his vibe.
- Guns and Fists
- Mainly his fists
- Jason Hudson (He should've smoked him in 'Nam)
- Lev Kravchenko
- VC Bookies
- The loss of Bowman.
- Not being able to walk anymore.
- Tin Cans
- Stupid Tropas that approach Mason asking where he's from.
- Justin Bieber
- Trashy Comms.
- Solid Snake (Thinks he can kill Woods, but no one can kill either of 'em)