"CAN'T A PIRATE MASTURBATE IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE?"
– Foxy spoken when interacted with in Pirate's Cove.
Foxy was created by Dr. Professor Patrick 10 years ago in Wumbo University. Patrick did not like the fox and sold it to the asshole Patchy the Pirate. Patchy abused the robot and now it has a hook and an eye patch (even though Foxy actually doesn't need it). He then sold it to the Pizzeria where it kills Security Guards and secretly rapes them.
The Bite of 87Edit
It's the saddest of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Foxy was introduced to the Pirate Cove to entertain children, however, a jew and his retarded child, Angelica Pickles entered and Angelica (being the bitch she is) tried to abuse from Foxy's dignity telling him he's stupid while the jew was drunk. After various insults, Foxy goes crap and bites the head of the girl leaving her unconscious. Foxy was incriminated by the incident but he solved the problem telling to the police that the bite was for self-defense. However the year was '95. The dick yiffer caused the bite in the year of '87.
When Drew Pickles returned to the pizzeria, he mutilated Foxy without mercy. He then was nuked and his spare parts were being used as sex toys around the world. Each part was sold for over $70.00, which makes The Mangle look like a piece of shit.
A time later, Ultron created a security guard program in which he rebuilt 87% of Foxy's body and then put him as the controller of the security guard program to protect Canada. He became the ultimate protector of Comys Prower.
Likes and DislikesEdit
- Professor Patrick
- Doing Chica
- Disturbing little kids
- Balloon Boy (formerly)
- When You run out of flashlights
- Living in a Farm corn.
- Freddy Fuckboy (Someone who yelled and insulted him by the incident, instead of ask for an explanation of what happened).
- Balloon Boy
- Drew Pickles (The purple guy)
- Patchy the Pirate
- Security Guards
- People escaping from him
- Angelica Pickles who he killed by a bite.