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"A-ha! Here is the problem: Too many toasters!"
– Mario before he saves the day

Fuck you

Mario expresses everything that feels to the player.

Fat Mario (born October 17, 1969 age 48) is the actor of Mario's character in Hotel Mario, starring opposite Luigi as Gay Luigi. He is one of the most popular main characters of YouTube Poop and has been in the business since 2007.


Fat Mario was written to be more laid back than the actual Mario. He would also be a little more reckless, especially for food. He goes on a bloodlust when someone steals his food as well.

Powers and Abilities

Fat Mario would walk away unfazed from many injuries that would normally at least break bones such as being sucked through a vacuum and repaeatedly being slammed into walls. There may not be a reason for this, as it was most likely plot armor. He is strong enough to pound nails into brick.


  • Mario suffered several injuries during filming, much like Luigi.
    • These injuries include severe penile irritation during the masturbation scene due to not being provided with sufficent lubricant. He also lives in bikini bottom.
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