The King's beautiful face.

Your face is the part of your body on the front of your head that will someday be ripped off by a raging chimpanzee. It holds your computer strained eyes, runny nose, chapped lips, and your acne.

Ganon is skilled at creating and modifying faces and often tries to persuade people to join him by offering to make their faces "the greatest". Considering that one of his minions has a giant pair of lips for a face, this is a risky deal at best.